BAITS-NET

its alive

2004-11-26T07:04:00.001-08:00

heyhey baitees. its deb haha. i felt like blogging. but i had already blogged on my blog and i just happened to pass by.. (: whooshh
had training today sooper tiring sia
can i make this green font. sorry i'm feeling nuts today. this green is nice! okay if its ugly then one of you can change it lah. =B
okay im going blind whee.
git, youre damn funny sia. you better not blurt out what i told you this morning. or else. muaha!!!!!!!!! o-o;
whee. i went to watch incredibles! it was incredible!! okayysss.
see you all next year lah, if i don't blog here again. go see my blog. haha harobed-
dun forget me arrs. watch out for CHEW WEISHAN she's coming to rg!! my good good good friend. haha. she just came back from egypt.
agh sorry i think you wasted 2 minutes reading this. haix. tata!!

heyhey

2004-10-31T06:15:00.000-08:00

aiyoh...everyone is being so poetic. and i am not in the poetic mood. i think.

hm.

geet is the class secretary
last i heard was wooing gen've.
so full of hot air, (it rhymes, ok?)
she cut short her hair,
the burden was too much to carry. (meaning the hair. again, it had to rhyme)

kim is ever so corny.
lately she's been rather horny.
in our family
she has granchildren three (is it? it rhymes. XP)
kim - she's just full of baloney. (ditto)

deb is kim's son and a manly
always has a lame joke handy
she's got children four
but "divorced" won't bring more
and with mel, well that's all fine and dandy. (it's true!)

wen is our dear mom and granny
likes to act cute this p-i-t
she's our mamasan
want some tears she's the one (just yawns and tears come out. easy as that.)
she's also real good at p-p-t. (the nice nice pit ppt thingo)

geri our shih tzu, a mutt
is in love with mark chay's butt
terrapin and mushroom
is sandra her groom? (when sandra was being a guy dog and stuff, i think)
but suffice to say she's a nut. (ahaha)

shall not make one for myself. you people can do it. it's a limerick. first second and last lines rhyme (and same rhythm blah blah) then third and fourth lines shorter but rhyme too. ahaha. love you all!!!! :D:D:D gonna miss you!!!!!! also gonna be damn broke!!!!!!!

2004-10-31T05:10:00.001-08:00

AHHH SHEESHH MY POEM IS DESTROYED!!! -.-"" some weird thing from blogger. my inspiration!! gone like excreted waste flushed down the toilet!!!!! O-O;

(((just realised that my poem is down there. ok since ive created another one mightas well put it up. haish.)))

do another one.

THE BAITS.
the baitees
memories
families

kim the man
during track she ran (runs.)
she makes classes unbland

yiwen my mamasan
she has many daughters and sons
she's an emotional one

mel is my ex-wife, geez
i find her difficult to please
she's somebody easy to tease

geri the family canine
for mark chay's butt she whines
a geristarr she shines

geet my confidante-ish
her mum really cooks up a dish
which we all relish! (plus she loves j*****)

deb that's me
i ain't no manly
but i sure love the baitees!

the baits rock
my big old sock
kim+wen+mel+geet+geripok! (+me)

by deb

2004-10-31T05:10:00.000-08:00

yiwen rocks! =) so clever my mamasan. ((:

heres mine-

THE BAITS.

baitees rock my world
they changed my life
they make my head swirl
i even got a wife o-o;

yiwen is the emotional one
she and kim are head of the family
and im her unfilial son
sounds weird but for more be ready! (be ready for more. -.-")

mel is so melodramatic
call her smartie panties
she bounces along real quick
she's my ex-wife, geez!

geri is the family canine
crushin' mark chay's butt
when we say that she whines
but shes a human, not a mutt

kim the ultra-manly
known for her strange laughter
and her corny jokes but really
she's a really serious father

geet's gitsy-go-tipsy
my ex-womanly cum daughter
she's the baby of the family
j***** is the one she soughts after!

deb (me) was given
some long name lost from my memory
always say i acting cool even
but its natural for me. really.

the baits i shall never forget
friendship is the best thing present ever
the strong bond we had
the moments we cherished together !!

by bobo

i love the baits. always doing projects together... eating recess together.. shoo-ing away pigeons.. or running away from them.. dilly-dallying around.. the fish/MMS family.. haha. 207 rocks!!!

baits poem!

2004-10-31T04:21:00.000-08:00

heyy
let's copy renu! X)
we'll make a baits poem!
lemme thinkkk..

we are baits
and we are great

let's start with kim
nick name is jim
her jokes are corny
and is certainly horny

coming next is deb
who is out for grabs
since she has divorced
though mel was forced

here comes geri
oh that bimbotic fairy
she is super spastic
but her drawing's fantastic!

oh my dearest geetha
whose name is misunderstood as guitar
she likes somebody
but i can't say who, sorry!

my daughter-in-law mel!
a kind and funny gal
who apparently got married to my son
and had a lot of fun! (taking out of *ahem* tennis balls)

oh! it's me!
it's Wong Yiwen Cherie! (sorry la, must rhyme!)
who is goo goo ga ga over jay
he is so adorable, i say!

so here's a poem for the baits
who are as precious as jade
i know this poem is suckyy
but i hope tt baits can always be happy!!

(k that sucked, but owells! it's a souvenir from me! a really rushed but meaningful onee!!)

from wenn

debo here!

2004-10-05T19:20:00.000-07:00

Wheee! This is my first time blogging on baitnet (X yahh. How come no one blog ars. Hmms... today got a little discussion before school and a note was passed during lit lesson... I think our choral speaking thing should be PINKIE= ROMEO and JANICE= JULIET! Wouldn't that be sweet? Old lovers reunited. Although I tinks Janice lost her magnetism so she doesn't attract Xinge. But Xinge be Romeo quite apt eh. =)
Mock test for geog later! I damm scared sia. Will pluck hair from Huiyi... surely can have no problem measuring cos its so long... stretch the whole length of the map. ((: Arghs. Dunno what contours etc. O-o;
Doing com. studies now. During recess took some hashbrown from geetha (now unofficially known as GITSY-GO-TIPSY) and gave her 5cents back as payment... she refused then i told her that it was a lucky penny so that she can have good luck to be reunited with j***** =) yesss. So she accepted wheeee....!! Gitsy-go-tipsy! So cute !!
I am thinking of starting a new blog. My queen-of-clubs one is stagnant. Its... rotting... but i think ill create one after exams (: Which reminds me... baits going to seperate next year, diff. subj combi and all. ): Anyone thinking of doing trip science and geog/hist? I undecided... -.-"
Oh and replying to the previous entry... huiru/jaclyn/mel not my mistresses! or mel is not my "wife"! I am fortune's fool! (good thing we not doing r&j for eoys... yechhh!)

yayy

2004-09-29T03:17:00.000-07:00

`suppp X 100 baits!
geet's trying to act cooll!!!! and act cute!!! ^^ for her j ***y poshyy to see. how sweet!

sighhh. havne't done anything todayy. so sian la. did most of my homework last night, even the most absurd of homework, for example the drawing of yu zhong with different reactions from the characters. -.0" hahaha, coudln't get to sleep ma, so went on a homework spree. sigh, i wished i was as motivated as i was last night.

geetsy was supposed to go for tamil orals today (gosh mel, it really sounds weird!) but she couldn't as she had something on right geet? then i was munching raisin sticks while geets was chomping on her brownie.

YAHH. MY DAUGHTER IN LAW AND MY SON ARE SO SCANDALOUS, but i LIKE. at first i was worried that their marriage would be on the rocks now that deborah has 2 more mistresses, huiru and jaclyn! (i doubt they know.) i mean, even if deb was to have a mistress, it HAD TO BE ME right. incest. yucks. okay, anywayy, then mel was admiring deborah's ball. tennis ball. X) and she was...playing with it, and trying to ...take it out...take it out from the keychain. XD Then beforee leaving each other, deborah actually said, ' bye sunshine!' and mel glowed like a sun happily, saying bye to deb! and deb was blushinggg, saying that, " i didn't mean it that way"! sigh, it's such a manly gesture to deny what thy actually mean. owells! deb we won't hold it against you, after all, your mummy (me) wants you to stay loyal to your wife as i have promised her mommy (undecided character, anybody wants to fill this space up? eh?! i thought i was mel's and geri's mom during music module) that i would take good care of her and never let bobby bully her. oh, deb's new nick name. bobo=bobby! hahahahah! or of course, the girliest of her names, debbie! and we just found out how much Mei Lyn meant to her, deborah could not accept the truth of Mei Lyn's migration and didn't even have the appetite she usually had to eat!
oh Mei Lyn! if you're reading this, Bon Voyageee! debbie will miss yooo and so will geri and I! (although we don't really know you well, but we know that you rockk!)

haix. nothing more to say. one word- scandalous+debo+mel. -shakes head-

you-know-who

'sup baits?

2004-09-29T02:03:00.000-07:00

heyya baitees + various outsiders,
hehh.. melo changed all the descriptions of us baits. hahaa.. today we discovered that geri is a -gasp- SHAPESHIFTER!! OMG!! first she was a bitch, then she became a magic mushroom and then she became a turtle! oh noo.. geri.. dont forget you are married to sandra huh. i know you LIKE la, dont shy shyyy :D

hmm today was pretty fun right?? ehh pink ladies i think we beat you all today so THERE. :P or was it a draw? cant rmb. haiiii. all i rmb was their defence damn pro..cant pass the bball anywhere. hmmf. haha lit was very fun also. HAHAHAHAHA deb called mel her SUNSHINE! SCANDALOUS!!! but there was something even more scandalous!! mel said sth very .. explicit lor. actually it was a case of saying the wrong thing at the wrong place at the wrong time. -looks at baits- haha. deb: -threatens- hahahahahhaha

on a more serious note, we baits better start studying for eoys! at least i know me and yiwen havent started : kim probably not la. LOL. mel.. may have.. i dunno. deb and geri have sooo we must buck uppp! we can do it baits! [: i shouldnt be here but hey, need some relaxation.. so yupps. good luck for eoys baitees! mug hard :

lurveeeeeee, geetsyy!

whatever

2004-09-25T06:41:00.000-07:00

*fake indian accent* lastee postee fore-teenth augustee. so terrrribel yes no?

ahaha. only 7 posts. are we not pathetique? oui mad'moiselles ve are indeeeed. tres pathetique! ve must trry, yes? oui? post more and more and more! before zis bloggeh dies, no?

i think i'm really high now. try to guess who i am. no prizes cos it's too easy.

anyhoo... cheers for kim and yiwen and geet and deb and geri for being so zai at bball! yay.

i realise our weird thing is kinda outdated. so i shall try to update it. hm.

yiwen and kim have gone through many divorces and currently i think they're single. though kim had gone on a kissing spree and traumatised me for life. ew.

geri is now a terrapin with fur/mushroom with a skirt and goodness knows what else. still and aboveall, a dog, though. our faithful bitch. yay.

deb is supposedly married to me. hm. er....

every group discussion has turned into... i have no idea what. XP ahaha.

BREAKING NEWS. deb was shielding yiwen while she was changing and chose to do it the most horrific way possible. by lifting up her skirt. good thing she was wearing shorts. still, she looked like a flasher. tsky tsky.

ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS. i just screwed up my chinese oral. hope the rest of the baits did ok. did you? i wonder when and where tamil girls do oral. hm.

omg. i just realised that what i typed sounds... not so nice. shall add an extra word.

"i wonder when and where tamil girls do their orals"

better? ahaha.

damn it. running out of things to crap about. oh well.

haha

2004-08-14T07:06:00.000-07:00

heeeeellllllooooooo!!!!!

hm. waitaminute. soooooooo....

yiwen is mother of deb

cindy is grandson of yiwen (wonders who yiwen's other child is...)

geet is sister of cindy

geri is dog of yiwen

and i am....?

still very confused. :P haha. but lit was funnn...but how about ultraviolet rays???? uvrays a and b!!!! due next week!!!!!

GEET!!!! KIM!!!! (though i dun really trust you to do anything but yeah)

EUTHANASIA!!!!!!!!! *dies* how how how how how????? do we scrap the old ppt and every thing and do a new one???????? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

hey again! lit presentation

2004-08-13T23:52:00.000-07:00

hello baitees

boo baitees boo! whoa. how did geri's friend get here? or issit geri herself..lol. i'm sorta blur and confused coz i'm obviously wols. so...i'm going to attempt to change geri's profile again although it couldn't work the other time probably coz i was using blogger just when geet was typing, so it got a little screwed. so my little shih tzi, don't panic. you ARE an irritating specimen though. must keep that for remembrance. kk! MY SHIH TZU ROCKS!

oh, do you all know??
my baby's born.
last week.
i mean. yeah.
guess who?

baby bracup bobo chacha tho
OR
baby bracup bobo wong if i divorce kimberly again.coz the child has to have a surname right..so he will use mine. yupps. i guess all of you must have met him. oh how lovelyyy he looks! at such a young age..geetsy already has a crush on him! sigh!

oh yeah. i think our lit ppt rocked. i liked our playy. mel and geri! good jobb! mel was injecting so much emotions..omgg..so ssad. you're like, " ay!" then whoa. hahahahas. rocks la.

kimboooo.my hubby....u'll never visit this blog actually. only during comp studs, coz your stupid comp is screwed with a virus attack-isn't that you? ^^

ALL HAIL!

2004-08-11T00:18:00.000-07:00

*grand music*

taadaaaaaaaa! all rise for our guest of honour geet.

*everyone rises*

YAYY! haha. that was damn spas. yep but it was not as spas as what kim said today to jac. "refuse thy banana" HAHAHHA. damn farnayy yeaa. haiyohhs i think our lit ppt was super duper long or sth, half the audience was bored to death. [: -beams- hurrr.

ey baitees, post more often or else this blog sure die one lar. at least TAG! GO BAITEES!

baitees. geet kim wen deb mel geri. we rawwkkk!

geet + deb. AWW sounds like romeo + juliet. [[[:

kim + wen. are you still together?

geri= uhh..duno what.

mel= *GASPS* she..she.. caused me to lose trust in mimanly! omg lah. nvm, deb still likes me. RIGHT DEB? right. yayys. okk i go now okay?

helllllooooo!

2004-08-08T06:19:00.000-07:00

heeelllllllloooooo! :D yayayayayayay! GERI. WHERE ARE YOU. ROMEO AND JULIET. *screams*

hey all baiteeeeeeeessss! i got nothing to say. hm. but we must make this lit perf task extra extra good! :D

ROLES FOR LIT PRESENTATION

2004-08-08T04:56:00.000-07:00

sorry for nagging, but this is to keep everyone informed, and nobody should be really blur and ignorant about anything :D

geetsy,bobo,wen:::literature powerpoint
kimboo::::costumes + props -to contact geri and mel to ask what they need, and if you need help, call the rest of the grp up at least ONE day before.
mel+geri:::actresses. mel: juliet. geri:romeo.-to tell kimbo what you guys need for acting.

yayy.that's about it. let's rawk the play!

CONFIDENTIAL LETTER

2004-08-08T00:50:00.000-07:00

OPENING OF BAIT-NET
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Baitnet Moderator-wen

2004-08-06T19:13:00.000-07:00

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